No good, lazy beast

(Talking about San Francisco)
Student: I saw the sea beers.
Teacher: The sea beers?
Student: No, the sea BEARS, at the pier.
Teacher: Oh, sea lions. At pier 39.
Student: I don't remember the exact pier. They were very lazy.
Teacher: (chuckles) Yeah, they just lay in the sun all day.
Student: (Gets very serious) They don't do anything! They don't have to worry about anything.

More hypothetical fun

Hypothetical question: If you were invisible for one whole day, what would you do?
Student, 18, female: I would.. (checks word on dictionary) hit people. and hug handsome guy.

shallow hal

Student: We have a rookie at my work. He show me picture of girl, and I evaluated her. I said, she's not so good.
Teacher: Why not.
Student: Her face.

Hypothetical Fail

(The class is asked a hypothetical question: If you had to leave the country forever in one week, how would you spend your last seven days?)
Student #1: I would spend it with my family and friends.
Student #2: I would spend it with my family and go to beautiful places, like Jeju.
Student #3: I would demand WHY I was being forced to leave the country, and if it was because of defense, I would appeal.

Super Stalker

(Talking about Japanese cartoons)
Teacher: Have you heard of Sailor Moon?
Student, 35 female: Yes! I wish I had their super powers
Teacher: Well if you could have a super power, what would it be?
Student: I would kidnap handsome man.
Teacher: ... (that's not exactly a super power)