A Boyfriend of Convenience

male student: is winter very cold for you?
me: yes
ms: make a boyfriend for winter and then in three months you break up!

The Animals

Student: have you heard of fork-you-fine love?
Teacher:fork-you-fine?
Student: a forkyoufine is a small and ugly animal with quills all over it.
Teacher: oh, porcupine!
(later)
Student: did you heard about the escaped bear? when i was younger a jaugar escaped from the jews.

Berkeley Hippies

Student: You are from berkeley? I went to the campus. The students there looked so free. In Korea, it is not normal to read a book half naked outside.

SIM LIFE GOD

Student: Do you know Sim?

Teacher: The game?

Student: Yes, in Sim life you can delete a city with the tap of a button.

Teacher: Okay.

Student: After I got back from China, I wanted to play Sim in real life and delete China!