Sunday, June 20, 2010

Advice For A Single Guy

(Same male teacher, over the course of a week)

Student #1: Ah when you are in China ask the guide where to find a massage. Foot massage costs 20,000. But for 100,000 your guide will find you a woman that will make it easy for you to sleep.

Student #2: Ah massage is very cheap in China. They will rub your feet then sleep with you. It is very fun. You would like China.

Student #3: You need a Korean girlfriend. You will enjoy Korea a lot more than now.

Student #4: I've been married to my wife for 10 years. You need a girlfriend because then you can get laid. Do you know what laid means? I found out what it means. It's great.

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