(My student talked about how much he loved popcorn for ten minutes, he said he only went to movies so he could eat popcorn because he loves it so much)
student: In my case... I am a popcorn killer
me: what's a popcorn killer
student: I eat all of it. My wife and I went to a movie. I wanted a large, but she told me to get a medium. It was so much smaller! It was gone in ten minute!
me: oh, did your wife east some too?
student: No! She tried. I said... you chose hotdog, I chose popcorn. You cannot touch my popcorn!
student #2: I need to stay away from junk food. Like hamburgers and cock.
me: uh... you mean COKE
(student #3 had pneunomnia for a week and couldn't eat or drink anything)
student #3: when I got better. The first thing I wanted was... not water. Not Korean food. Hamburger!... Cheeseburger!
me: After you left the ER?
student #3: The ER... if you go to the ER, you get another disease! So don't go there.
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