Teacher #1: Who would win a fight between a pirate and a ninja?
Student #1: (thinks for a while) The ninja!
Teacher #1: Why?
Student #1: because the pirate would be busy flying the plane.
Teacher #2: If you could be a pirate or a ninja for one day, which one would you be?
Student #2: Not a ninja! Ninjas are from Japan.
Teacher #2: oh. okay. so you would be a pirate?
Student #2: Pirates hurt people. They are wild and like men. Not women.
Teacher #2: Pirates like men?
Student #2: They like men. Other men like women. Pirates like men. But I would not be a ninja.
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