Student: My friend lied to me, so we kicked him out of our group.
Teacher: Your group?
Student: Yes, we are the DKs
Teacher: So... you're in a gang?...
Student:No, no, no, not a gang! A friendship group!
Teacher: Sounds like a gang
Student: No, we don't fight or steal or murder!
Same Student. next class
(background: Student went on a date with a girl who apparently had a boyfriend, Student learned this when some guy came up to their coffee table and grabbed his shirt)
Student: So i grabbed his (pointing at collar/neck area)...
Teacher: His neck or his collar?
Student: His neck... If he wants to fight me... I kill him
Teacher: umm...
(10 minutes later)
Student: I don't want you to think i'm a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy
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